cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
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Amazon Prime Air - unmanned aerial vehicle delivers your package in ~30 mins
> If this is real, I will order 20 items at once just to see an army of drones come to my house.
> It’s like getting a present from a sponsor in The Hunger Games.
> There will be a HUGE surge in UFO sightings.
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
We all want to see Twelve swearing like a drunken sailor but what if BBC will troll us (again) and make him super polite like:
'This poor angel can't even look at how beautiful it is, I am so sorry, you beautiful, misunderstood creature'
'Ah, Dalek, don't you think we can solve our problems without the violence? Bless you'
'Clara, please close the door, draught is awful. Thank you, bless your impossible soul.'
a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”
some of excentrique’s summer ‘11 collection; the librarian.
ALL OF THE WANT