Amazon Prime Air - unmanned aerial vehicle delivers your package in ~30 mins
> If this is real, I will order 20 items at once just to see an army of drones come to my house.
> It’s like getting a present from a sponsor in The Hunger Games.
> There will be a HUGE surge in UFO sightings.
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
We all want to see Twelve swearing like a drunken sailor but what if BBC will troll us (again) and make him super polite like:
'This poor angel can't even look at how beautiful it is, I am so sorry, you beautiful, misunderstood creature'
'Ah, Dalek, don't you think we can solve our problems without the violence? Bless you'
'Clara, please close the door, draught is awful. Thank you, bless your impossible soul.'
a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”
some of excentrique’s summer ‘11 collection; the librarian.
ALL OF THE WANT
Why I like them
Why I don’t
One of their greatest scenes
A wish for them
5 words to best describe them
there are just some anime openings you cannot skip
“Actually, I painted a picture of Rue,” Peeta says. “How she looked after Katniss had covered her in flowers.”
There’s a long pause at the table while everyone absorbs this. “And what exactly were you trying to accomplish?” Haymitch asks in a very measured voice.
“I’m not sure. I just wanted to hold them accountable, if only for a moment,” says Peeta. “For killing that little girl.”
Ok, moment of talking about this…
First off, you realize (at least in the books) Peeta never saw how Rue looked covered in flowers?! The Capitol never showed that footage, it was too inflamatory. So even when the Victor (or in their case the Victors) re-saw their games in the closing ceremonies, he didn’t see Katniss cover Rue in flowers (they showed her singing though), so he literally painted that by his memory of what Rue looked like and how Katniss described it, alone. And the Gamemakers knew what it was. They knew what he was doing and it scared them. While Katniss was always the shocking Girl on Fire, Peeta was the soft-spoken boy in love with her. That was what the Capitol’s image was of him… but right then, he shows to be just as angry, just as passionate and just as rebellious as Katniss. While Katniss has shocked everyone with her dresses, her actions against the Capitol in both games, and later the war, and has the government scared of her and trying to kill her because of it, Peeta’s thing runs even deeper in that moment. Peeta’s painting reminds them that Rue wasn’t just some little prop, some random tribute that Katniss covered in flowers and sang to at one point… she was a little girl. A little girl that they helped kill. And he didn’t even need to put it into words.
Seriously, Peeta is pretty badass and brave and anyone who says shit about him will feel my wrath.
Imagine your icon keeping a sketchpad, and filling it with shippy art of YouXThem, and then getting really embarrassed when you find it, and having to comfort them and tell them that it’s okay and that you love them.
People’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire.
Then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like: